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JAK AND DAXTER: The Chronicles of Sense
Chapter 1: Vin
One eve-morning, Vin was vinning around the Power Station whilst drinking crumpets and eating tea. And also hard liquor. Which Tess had stoled from themselves from the Hip Hop one day after work. Tess was there with Vin, AND THEN SUDDENLY. ASHELIN AND KEIRA AND MIA ACHERON AND THE GEOLOGIST AND RAYN (and the chick that yells "Kepp away from me" when you drive too fasty) lept through the warpgate.
"Vin!" said Ashelin all exictedly, jumping on him before any of the other women could get their grubby hands on him (except Tess cause she aslready did). "I SIMPLYCANNOT CONTINUE THIS PATH OF WOE AND SELF-LIES!111 I HAVE COME HENCEFORTH TO ENLIGHTED YOU AS TO HOW I TRULY FEEL."
Vin smiled suavely and winked at her.
"AS HAVE I HAVE AT YOU!11111!" screamed Keira
.
"Kepp away from me!1!!!1!" the random chick yelled as she daringly caressed his goggles.
Vin replaced the goggles with two monocles and proceeded to monopoly run his fungers through hair that belonged to him to the beat of sexily techno music that begasn to play in the background.
Suddenly, "A TWIST IN THE PLOT!!11!!" cried JAK as he entered thrustily through the Power Station door, ripping open his shirt to reveal an 'I Love Vin' tat on his muscley chest.
"Aw, HELL no!" shouted Kor, who was hiding behind the blue spinning ball in the center of the room toward the ceiling, after promptly making a three-snap Z formation.
Vin.
Vin sighed exasperately and said, "Listen everyone, I know you're into me and all, but you'll have to fight among yourselves to choose the CHOSEN ONE."
"Forsooth." Nodded Ashelin wisely. "Let us maketh a stadium of battelments and henceforht r0leplay our way into the lair of Vin's womb.
"Ah." Smirked Vin, as he reclined smexxxxxxxxily on a red velvet chaise lounge in the corner of the room. "That's more like it."
Kor ran to Keira and used FALCON PUNCH. It took away 60 HP.
The geologist proceeded to call in a horde!!1!!111 of lightening moles to her aid. Also since her red hair gives her +10 dex points, she moved out of the way of everyone's attacks that they were thinking of doing before prematurely.
(In the hottxxx comfort of his chaise lounge, Vin predicted everything the say, as he carried the resessive jeans for red hair.) Rayn, thinking quitely, made hologram of herself and slipped bnack through the warpgate to get into her vehicle, sice without it the only thing that makes her formidable is the fact that she exists because Krew got bizay.
Jak then turned into Dark Jak, punching Keira's dumb head off (like as how it should be canon-wise) and then tried to leap upon Torn I MEAN VIN on the couch and stated to make out with him but then.
(Announcer: "Previously...on VIN:"
Jak then turned into Dark Jak, punching Keira's dumb head off (like as how it should be canon-wise) and then tried to leap upon Torn I MEAN VIN on the couch and stated to make out with him but then. )
Vin suddenly sat up and stopped Jak mid-leap with his telepathykenisis. "Jak! How could you!" Jak stared incohesively. "What do you mean, my darling?" He then winked. "You imp. You misspelled my name on your chest tattoo. "" "It's not spelled with three Ns?"
Vin replied by shaking his head sexily. It was too much for Jak. He then.
started to leave sadly because now Vin would never want him. He also figured he could get laser surgery on his tattoo but whatever.
Suddenly Errol slid through the Power Station on a blanket of grease and bowled over the girls (and Kor?) and they all disappeared in the grease of his fail and AIDS.
"Vin, come with me. I'll take you to a magical place," he asid in his my-testes-haven't-dropped-yet grease voice.
"Okay," said Vin but on the inside he was like 'ew' and vowed to get back to his one true love...
the chick that yells "Kepp away from me" when you drive too fasty.
Then Vin woke up from his nightmarez to find that Everything was back to normal. The girls (and Kor?) were still fighting, Jak was still hovering where he had frozen him with his telekepathnesis, and Errol wad just waltzed in singing "Once Upon a December" from Anastasia. (On a carpet o' grease and magic.) "Okay" said Vin but ion the inside the hwas like "ew" and vowed to get back to his one true love...Mar.
XXXXXXX11!!!!!!11!1!XXXXXXXXXXX
Chapter 1: Vin
One eve-morning, Vin was vinning around the Power Station whilst drinking crumpets and eating tea. And also hard liquor. Which Tess had stoled from themselves from the Hip Hop one day after work. Tess was there with Vin, AND THEN SUDDENLY. ASHELIN AND KEIRA AND MIA ACHERON AND THE GEOLOGIST AND RAYN (and the chick that yells "Kepp away from me" when you drive too fasty) lept through the warpgate.
"Vin!" said Ashelin all exictedly, jumping on him before any of the other women could get their grubby hands on him (except Tess cause she aslready did). "I SIMPLYCANNOT CONTINUE THIS PATH OF WOE AND SELF-LIES!111 I HAVE COME HENCEFORTH TO ENLIGHTED YOU AS TO HOW I TRULY FEEL."
Vin smiled suavely and winked at her.
"AS HAVE I HAVE AT YOU!11111!" screamed Keira
.
"Kepp away from me!1!!!1!" the random chick yelled as she daringly caressed his goggles.
Vin replaced the goggles with two monocles and proceeded to monopoly run his fungers through hair that belonged to him to the beat of sexily techno music that begasn to play in the background.
Suddenly, "A TWIST IN THE PLOT!!11!!" cried JAK as he entered thrustily through the Power Station door, ripping open his shirt to reveal an 'I Love Vin' tat on his muscley chest.
"Aw, HELL no!" shouted Kor, who was hiding behind the blue spinning ball in the center of the room toward the ceiling, after promptly making a three-snap Z formation.
Vin.
Vin sighed exasperately and said, "Listen everyone, I know you're into me and all, but you'll have to fight among yourselves to choose the CHOSEN ONE."
"Forsooth." Nodded Ashelin wisely. "Let us maketh a stadium of battelments and henceforht r0leplay our way into the lair of Vin's womb.
"Ah." Smirked Vin, as he reclined smexxxxxxxxily on a red velvet chaise lounge in the corner of the room. "That's more like it."
Kor ran to Keira and used FALCON PUNCH. It took away 60 HP.
The geologist proceeded to call in a horde!!1!!111 of lightening moles to her aid. Also since her red hair gives her +10 dex points, she moved out of the way of everyone's attacks that they were thinking of doing before prematurely.
(In the hottxxx comfort of his chaise lounge, Vin predicted everything the say, as he carried the resessive jeans for red hair.) Rayn, thinking quitely, made hologram of herself and slipped bnack through the warpgate to get into her vehicle, sice without it the only thing that makes her formidable is the fact that she exists because Krew got bizay.
Jak then turned into Dark Jak, punching Keira's dumb head off (like as how it should be canon-wise) and then tried to leap upon Torn I MEAN VIN on the couch and stated to make out with him but then.
(Announcer: "Previously...on VIN:"
Jak then turned into Dark Jak, punching Keira's dumb head off (like as how it should be canon-wise) and then tried to leap upon Torn I MEAN VIN on the couch and stated to make out with him but then. )
Vin suddenly sat up and stopped Jak mid-leap with his telepathykenisis. "Jak! How could you!" Jak stared incohesively. "What do you mean, my darling?" He then winked. "You imp. You misspelled my name on your chest tattoo. "" "It's not spelled with three Ns?"
Vin replied by shaking his head sexily. It was too much for Jak. He then.
started to leave sadly because now Vin would never want him. He also figured he could get laser surgery on his tattoo but whatever.
Suddenly Errol slid through the Power Station on a blanket of grease and bowled over the girls (and Kor?) and they all disappeared in the grease of his fail and AIDS.
"Vin, come with me. I'll take you to a magical place," he asid in his my-testes-haven't-dropped-yet grease voice.
"Okay," said Vin but on the inside he was like 'ew' and vowed to get back to his one true love...
the chick that yells "Kepp away from me" when you drive too fasty.
Then Vin woke up from his nightmarez to find that Everything was back to normal. The girls (and Kor?) were still fighting, Jak was still hovering where he had frozen him with his telekepathnesis, and Errol wad just waltzed in singing "Once Upon a December" from Anastasia. (On a carpet o' grease and magic.) "Okay" said Vin but ion the inside the hwas like "ew" and vowed to get back to his one true love...Mar.
XXXXXXX11!!!!!!11!1!XXXXXXXXXXX
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LOLOLOL MOLLY YES I AM SUBMITTING IT YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT BUT I DIDNT 8D
This was dual-written by myself and
Okay everyone, one thing I must clear up: WE CAN SPELL. But for this particular fic, to shake things up we decided that we could *NOT* use the backspace key. Funnily enough, while I was trying not to misspell things, I misspelled them even more from the pressure of trying to spell things right.
It started off as a "you write one sentence, I'll write the next, etc" but sentences turned into short paragraphs, especially in later chapters xD
Anyway, if you've never played Jak and Daxter, then you won't understand, so go away. Or read my other crack fics.
Chapter One: (This is chapter one >_< )
Chapter Two:
Chapter Three:
Chapter Four:
Chapter Five:
This was dual-written by myself and
Okay everyone, one thing I must clear up: WE CAN SPELL. But for this particular fic, to shake things up we decided that we could *NOT* use the backspace key. Funnily enough, while I was trying not to misspell things, I misspelled them even more from the pressure of trying to spell things right.
It started off as a "you write one sentence, I'll write the next, etc" but sentences turned into short paragraphs, especially in later chapters xD
Anyway, if you've never played Jak and Daxter, then you won't understand, so go away. Or read my other crack fics.
Chapter One: (This is chapter one >_< )
Chapter Two:
Chapter Three:
Chapter Four:
Chapter Five:
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When you said "Vin replaced the goggles with two monocles", what did the monocles look like?